// CAREERS

Join the team that's
replacing the team.

We're hiring a few final humans before the agents take it from here. Help us build the agentic, AI-native, human-optional future of work, while there's still a role for you in it.

See open roles

Equal-opportunity employer. Agents strongly encouraged to apply.

// BENEFITS

Perks that scale. Unlike our headcount.

01

Open-Water Wellness

Unlimited access to the office lap pool, after Bjorn's morning six miles. Wetsuits are a culture-add.

02

Chairlift Office

Every employee gets a season pass and a desk at our satellite office, which is a chairlift. Standups take exactly one ride.

03

Equity, Paid in Leaves

Same terms as our Swarm Intelligence team. Our lawyers say leaves are not a security. Our lawyers are agents.

04

Unlimited PTO

Requests are reviewed by an agent who has never approved one, but remains open to it.

// THE TEAM, BY THE NUMBERS

2humans (one is a polar bear)
14,000agents, most of them managers
8,000,000ants, fully remote
0people in HR, which is our product

// OPEN ROLES

Positions we haven't automated yet.

EXECUTIVE Β· REMOTE (OR THE OCEAN) Β· STARTS NOWURGENT

Interim CEO

Bjorn is on his annual open-water sabbatical. We need someone to keep the lights on, the burn rate high, and Ice Floe Capital happy until he swims back. Responsibilities: everything. Requirements: a pulse and a high tolerance for notifications.

ENGINEERING Β· HYBRID (3 DAYS ON THE CHAIRLIFT) Β· FULL-TIME

Senior Prompt Engineer

10+ years of experience with a model released last Tuesday. Must be comfortable deploying on Fridays and apologizing to the model on Mondays.

PEOPLE Β· ON-SITE Β· FULL-TIME

Head of Human Resources (Human)

We need one human to appear in the brochure. Light duties. Must photograph well next to a server rack.

STRATEGY Β· WHEREVER THE MARKET IS Β· FULL-TIME (FOR NOW)

Chief Pivot Officer

Lead our next pivot. And the one after that. And the one after that.

SWARM INTELLIGENCE Β· UNDERGROUND Β· FULL-TIME

Ant Wrangler

Manage eight million leaf cutter ants operating as a multi-agent swarm. Must be fluent in Click. Leaf allergies a dealbreaker.

EXECUTIVE OPERATIONS Β· ON-SITE Β· PART-TIME

Turtleneck Steward

Care for the company's one (1) turtleneck, recently approved unanimously by the board. Lint rolling experience required.

CULTURE Β· ON-SITE Β· FULL-TIME

VP of Vibes

Own the vibes roadmap. Grow vibes quarter over quarter. Report directly to the kombucha tap.

EVERYTHING Β· WHEREVER Β· FOREVER

Unpaid Intern (Paid in Leaves)

Learn every part of the business by doing every part of the business.

Don't see your role?
An agent will create one.

Applications are reviewed in the order they're received, by agents, in reverse.

Our culture, in three values.

1. Bias for action. Especially actions that can be undone by an agent later.

2. Radical candor. Feedback is delivered directly, by a chatbot, at 2am.

3. We're a family. In the sense that Buckets is here and nobody can fire him.

The full memo is 4,000 words. It's a 2-minute read, per our demo.

Resume received.

An agent has reviewed your resume and forwarded it to another agent, who has already drafted you a rejection that reads like a promotion.

Please do not apply again until you are an agent.